Thursday, 21 April 2011

Feeding: method as of April 2011 (subject to immediate change at any time)

Ingrediants:
1 cup, with soft spout
1 long scarf
1 catch all plastic bib
1 large waterproof apron
1 hair band
1lap
1 girl

Method:
Prepare the food (at the moment only sweet foods like fruit drinks, yogurts, flavoured milk)
Add the supplements - powder or liquid
Ignore the impatient tantrum because it is taking too long
Place the girl on the lap
Tie the hair back with the hair band
Tie the long scarf around the waist and both hands of the girl
Place the bib around neck of the girl
Cover the girl and your legs with the long apron
Hold the girls head up (some strength may be required here)
Move cup towards the girl whilst she squirms and tries to move head away
Retie the scarf around the arms a bit tighter this time
Pick up the long apron from the floor
Try to get the spout of the cup into the closed mouth of the squirming girl
Success... if the tatse is acceptable then the girl will drink a few mouthfulls at a time. If not then ignore the tantrums as ou head off to the kitchen to make something else
Repeat the above steps several times (including the occassional picking up off the floor of the girl because she has squirmed so much and slid of the lap)
When cup is finished the girl may or maynot require more - more tantrums may  be experienced

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